Levi's Jeans

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Losing weight.
Singer and writer.
Life is good, but could be better.
This is where I chronicle my attempts to make it so.
This is my safe zone.
If you're excited to get to know me, i'm excited to get to know you.

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  1. (Source: kanyewhisperer)

     
     
  2. notmysecret:

    poorrichardsalmasnack:

    lightskinjeezus:

    metrogoon:

    I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂

    brutal

    DONT MIND THE BLUR

     
     
  3. 673,235 plays
    when he hits your prostate
     
     
  4. (Source: seriousjones)

     
     
    1. Me: I can NOT live another day without air conditioning.
    2. You: Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter.
    3. Me: Hotter?
    4. You: Like yesterday.
    5. Me: Yesterday? Yesterday, you said you’d call Sears!
    6. You: I’ll call today.
    7. Me: You'll call now.
    8. You:
    9. You: I’ll call now.
    10. Voiceover: Now’s the time to save on Sears-installed central air conditioning. Get 0% finance charge; no billing; and NO payments until August with the Sears charge home improvement plan. Call now for a free in-home estimate on a Kenmore air-conditioning system.
    11. Voiceover: State-of-the-art engineering means greater energy efficiency; a new Kenmore could save 10-44% on your annual cooling costs—in time, even pay for itself! Sears also offers fast emergency installation; a 5-year warranty on parts and labor; plus, our satisfaction guarantee. And you know Sears will be there to back it up!
    12. Voiceover: Get 0% finance charge, no billing, and no payments until August. Offer ends May 31st, so call now, and save with Sears.
    13. Me: So what’s the paper say about tomorrow?
    14. You: Another scorcher!
    15. Me: Cool.
     
     
  5. gaksdesigns:

    Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

     
     
  6. catsfurever:

    justsaynope:

    catsfurever:

    “get in the kitchen” jokes

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    barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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    (Source: twinkwhisperer)

     
     
  7. Same-Type Element Counters

    (Source: lungbender)

     
     
  8. moonlightequilibrium:
     
     
  9. infraggable:

    sherlock—-:

    Magazine sex tips

     
     
  10. floatdowns:

    school
    reblog if you cried 

     
     
  11. (Source: pinterest.com)

     
     
  12. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

     
     
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  14. adorkable-bear:

I die a little each time

    adorkable-bear:

    I die a little each time

    (Source: corgisoce)